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I am so glad that my comrades and fellow bloggers are on the job with substantive stories about serious candidates like Mike Glover – this frees me up to pursue my real interest of following royalty sightings in the OC. And did you know, Queen Meg was feted in Little Saigon, just this Tuesday? Check out the video:
Why, I’ll be damned – that’s Princess Janet Nguyen standing behind Her Majesty! I KNEW it! I just knew it was true that Janet’s Black April debacle was partly a failed attempt to curry favor with Her Thick-Necked Liege and become her most trusted Viet courtier.
And is that Dick “Judas of the Fairgrounds” Ackerman there next to Janet? No, seriously, I can’t tell – the cameraman is too distracted by the ecstatic crowd, shouting “MEG FOR QUEEN!” so eager are they to see a true old-fashioned coronation, and a final restoration of righteous, God-ordained monarchy.
'QUEEN MEG: Build Prisons, Not Schools.' 'Rich Enough to Rule 2010!' 'Only SHE deserves it!' etc. etc. etc.
The amazing grass-roots movement to properly crown Meg Whitman Queen is documented on Huffington Post here, and my heart swelt with pride to see it alive and well in Westminster. The idea is inescapable, not only due to Meg’s limitless wealth and sense of entitlement, but also her proposed policies of making the rich richer and poor poorer, and cutting even deeper into California’s vital services which Arnold has already slashed to the bone, a group of policies most memorably enshrined in the phrase, “Let Them Eat Cake.”
So, will you Republican primary voters be backing Queen Meg, or the born-again immigrant-basher Little Poisoner? I hate to say this, and usually try not to, but Sucks to be you!
postscript: This post led to two subsequent masterpieces, by “The Royaliste” :
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The Royaliste addresses the topic of Queen Meg’s Assault Charges.
Why yes, that is Dick Ackerman, Judas of the Fairgrounds, with the ceonista who would be Queen, along with Ed Royce and Supervisor Nguyen. Amazing that eMEg would be on the same stage with this quisling, but then I guess it’s all about the sense of entitlement, and nobody knows entitlement better than Mrs. Griffith Rutherford Harsh, IV, nee Meg Whitman.
Didn’t look like there was much support from the Vietnamese community. Instead the crowd appeared to be a bunch of old white guys and their partners.
The protestors’ wigs are great.
From what I’ve heard, and from what I’ve observed, Janet herself doesn’t seem to have much support in the Viet community.
My wife is still a Republican. She voted today for Poizner. They both suck, but Queen Meg sucks more.
And yes, it is obvious that those of us who dislike Janet Nguyen should encourage our Republican amigos to vote for Poizner. Yet another way to punk Janet!
Lucky Art….he gets to do to a republican what they have been doing to us for years….
gericault,
Fair to say that I go after Republicans more than the sell-outs at the Liberal OC…
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Sadly I think that’s true. The cozy relationship between Liberal OC and Redfaced County reminds me of the great last sentence of Orwell’s Animal Farm:
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
Not so surprising is how the morons cheered when the “Queen Meg” banner flew over.
There was a prolific guy who posted years ago about the vote being “baked in the cake”. How true this is, while the Meg County republicans, who lost so much under Schwartzenegger chant, the thinking population has to wonder?
Why are the Red County Republicans supporting her? Money?? Has the OC GOP sunk so low that they will support a women who DOES NOT EVEN VOTE?
I’ll wait to hear Dan “Channeling” Chimilinskwi’s response.
Does the Queen vote?
I daresay not.
Queen Meg’s only votes were in the American equivalent of the House of Lords, the Boards of Directors of giant corporations, where the ceonistas and banksters decide on their cronies’ compensation and screw their employees and shareholders.
Remember Mayor – all of this transpired in WESTMINSTER – how could I have missed that – the traditional seat of the English Parliament including your House of Lords. What more perfect site to establish the beginnings of a Harsh Regnency?
I’m sorry, I feel a new character coming to life inside me – just like two years ago during the Prop 8 fight when I became Phobius. If Meg takes this primary which looks inevitable, watch these pages for
…The Royaliste.
Is Queen Meg that big? or is the Poizner that small? She looks like she could play football.
Both, Roz. I’m gonna miss it when one of ’em wins and they’re not beating up on each other any more. “Little Poisoner.” Wish I’d have thought of that before.
Vern,
That is perhaps a better description than a photograph!
Roz, you were’nt mistaken, she’s giant. I saw the take off of her and Condi Rice. It looked like Rondo vs. Gasol! Interestingly (or not) she hired Arnolds stage handlers at her events to minimize (pun intended) her. Seriously, the “smash-up derby” team has been running advance visits with a six foot stand-in! Amazing what a $100,000,000. will buy!
We take offense at the tone of these comments, and we are particularly not amused by the thinly veiled sarcasm of Messrs. Nelson and Quimby.
“RozF,” if that is indeed your true name, would you have your monarch diminutive? Or is not a lofty and copious frame worthier of veneration? We feel the question doth answer itself.
In these crass and vulgar days there is no surer proof of royal pedigree than the mighty girth and towering stature that result from being well nourished from the womb onward. And Queen Meg, groomed for this destiny since an embryo, is the exemplar of this sturdy principle, reared as she was on beef pudding, bales of kippers, bushels of turnips and vats of ale.
May her glorious reign hasten into fruiition! Queen Meg, thy servants await thy beck and call.
No Royaliste, if that is indeed YOUR true name, I would not have a queen with the girth of a peasant woman tilling the fields. I would prefer a wisp of a woman who can deftly evade any slings and arrows that may be aimed at her; an agile,adroit athlete capable of fending off unsolicited advances of lesser mortals with a wilting glance; a lithe, limber lass with a lilting laugh and dangerously sharp wit. Yes, that will do.
Let us not have this imposter peasant woman.
My god, I hadn’t realized how huge Mrs. Griffith Rutherford Harsh !V (aka Queen Meg) really is.
When they talked about Ebay swallowing its competitors and eating away at market share, I didn’t realize that they meant it literally.
eMeg could probably devour Janet Nguyen in about six bites if you gave her a few pitchers of beer to wash down the taint of corruption. On the other hand, she may be accustomed to the stench of corruption.
Quimby, this talk of e-Meg and Janet devouring each other’s taints is really over the line, even by this blog’s standards. The Queen shall remember this off-color imagery when she comes to power, and you my friend may very well find yourself on the dock of the Old Bailey!
I’ve been telling my friends that Meg is everything that Arnold promised, but more. Arnold cut the car tax but Meg will get rid of the capital gains tax and really help our bottom line.
Now I realize that she is not only richer, and truer to her class than Arnold, but she’s much bigger. I bet she could even beat him at arm-wrestling. Hell, Meg could probably wrassle a bear with that size and neck.