Cross-posted from John Earl’s new, improved Surf City Voice.

Think of it as a parallel universe that you could stumble into unsuspectingly, like in an episode of the Twilight Zone.
On Wednesday, May 26, I will post the first in a series of stories called “Poseidon Town Through the Wormhole” about a bizarre world that I wandered into about 18 years ago and have been unable to leave since.
At the center of Poseidon Town is a still imagined $1.4 billion ocean desalination plant, to be built by Poseidon Water, that would sit menacingly on the coast of southeast Huntington Beach as if to reclaim the lost domain of its godly namesake.
That ocean desalination plant would create ten percent of the drinking water for 2.4 million residents in the boundaries of the Orange County Water District (OCWD), which manages the Santa Ana River groundwater basin that provides 75% of their drinking water.
Currently, there is no established need for the 56,000 acre-feet of water that Poseidon would produce annually. But the OCWD would be required to buy that water regardless of need for 30 – 35 years. In fact, the Poseidon water would only replace an equal amount of much less expensive water that the OCWD already imports from the Metropolitan Water District of Southern California.
By colonizing (i.e. financializing) a significant part of the county’s water infrastructure through a public-private-partnership, Poseidon Water would create a profit for itself, its parent company, and many other private and public sector investors—mostly at the expense of OCWD’s ratepayers.
Poseidon Town also includes a political infrastructure that extends from San Diego and Orange counties all the way to Sacramento and directly into Governor Gavin Newsom’s office.
That infrastructure consists of paid lobbyists, politicians who benefit from campaign funds spent by Poseidon Water and its allies, and harried staff at regulatory agencies. It creates an uneven playing field for Poseidon that allows the company to oversee and strongly influence the permitting process for its proposed Huntington Beach project.
But Poseidon Town is more than just a desalination project and colonized public infrastructure.
Think of it as a parallel universe that you could stumble into unsuspectingly, like in an episode of the Twilight Zone.
Welcoming billboards just outside of the wormhole entrance advertise Poseidon Town as a drought-proof paradise where the public’s need for water, the key to life, will be endlessly supplied by sucking water out of the ocean for the price of a monthly latte at Starbucks and a few dead fish.
Poseidon Town officials tell visitors that living there will protect them from global warming, the limits (and evils) of conservation, and economic calamity.
Poseidon Town is real and surreal. It’s a place where the meanings of words and facts are reliably unreliable, where greed is often confused with need, and where justice is turned on its head in the name of justice.
The purpose of my Poseidon Town Through the Wormhole series is to examine and try to explain the evolution of the Poseidon Water ocean desalination project and the world it has created.
But like the universe that contains it, Poseidon Town has no provable beginning or end. And like a river flowing through geologic time, my series will take a winding and perhaps unpredictable course.
Reader participation is encouraged. We are all residents of Poseidon Town, much more than we might have realized, and we all have something to contribute to its story.
Feel free to leave your comments and insights after each post or to send them to me privately. Personal anecdotes and photos about your experiences and the people you have met on your own journey through the Poseidon Town wormhole are welcome.
Poseidon Town Through the Wormhole, starting Wednesday, May 26.
Just SOME of the Orange Juice Blog’s Previous Coverage of Poseidon:
- HB Council Respectfully Asks Coastal Commission to Shitcan Poseidon. (July 2013)
- Poseidon Runs Headlong into Infiltration Gallery (report on Nov 2013 Coastal Commission hearing)
- Poseidon’s Water Boy: Matt Harper Quietly Pushes Desal Scam Past Ratepayers. (May 2014)
- OCWD’s Sheldon Clams Up on Poseidon Vote, Flory Shakes Things Up! (June 2014)
- Who owns the OCWD, you or Poseidon? YOU DO! Remind them, tonight! (June 2014)
- Unpacking Poseidon’s Latest Propaganda Blitz with Debbie Cook. Pt 1: The CNN Puff Piece. (June 2014)
- Recent Poseidon-Probolsky Push-Poll Threatens Candidates and Misleads Voters. (Nov. 2014)
- Sheldon’s Unethical Culture Challenged by Legal Complaint (Dec. 2014)
- Poseidon & OCWD Bring their Snake-Oil Show to the Pumpers Tomorrow (Dec. 2014)
- Surfin’ Sheldon, Little Lost Dina, Righteous Flory – What You’ve Been Missing at OCWD! (Jan. 2015)
- Poseidon Update: OCWD “just sticks the tip in…” (Jan. 2015)
- Sheldon Says “Suck it Surf City!” The Poseidon Shill is also Behind our High Density Development. (Feb. 2015)
- OCWD’s Forecast for the Future: Cloudy with a Huge Chance of Error. (March 2015)
- Pat Bates Baits Us with Bogus Doomsday Drought Scenario. (March 2015)
- Swan Song for Poseidon? A Blast of Truth from Irvine’s Peer Swan. (March 2015)
- Cage Rattled Hard, OCWD Dons Fig Leaf Before Marrying Poseidon. (April 2015)
- Our Celebrated Groundwater Replenishment System Steals Poseidon’s Lunch Money. (April 2015)
- OCWD profile #1: Phil Anthony, the Quiet Skeptic. (April 2015)
- Showdown at the OCWD Corral Nears, R4RD launches Volley. (May 2015)
- The Poseidon Adventure Sails On! (May 2015)
- Dina Nguyen Stands Up Garden Grove, Skips Fascinating Poseidon Forum. (May 2015)
- Will OCWD be Shipwrecked by Mermaids? (June 2015)
- Cathy Green Falsely Carries Poseidon Water to Coastal Commission (June 2015)
- Watch Poseidon Joke over Proposed Property Tax Increase to fund their “Privately Funded” Desal Project. (July 2015)
- Bao Stands for Garden Grove Against Poseidon, the rest of Council Waffles. (July 2015)
- Phan is the Man – who Stopped this and Needs to Start it Again! (July 2015)
- OC Can Do Desal Better – Use Salt to Lock Up CO2 Emissions. (August 2015)
- San Diego Has Too Much Water – but is Paying $1 Billion for Their Poseidon Plant. (Dec. 2015)
- Poseidon Progress Report: Eight Ways to Screw the Public. (Feb. 2016)
- Why the Coastal Commission Will Approve Poseidon. (April 2016)
- Poseidon in denial over the obstacles ahead, and more… (May 2016)
- Dispatches from the Battle Against Poseidon, Summer 2016 (July 2016)
- Poseidon Plays the Race Card, LULAC Dances to their Tune. (July 2016)
- Fullerton Reaches its Day of Decision on Poseidon (Jan. 2017)
- OCWD Tonight: Replenish the Aquifer with the Winter’s Fabulous Snows! (April 2017)
- John Earl: The Ideological War Behind Poseidon. (August 2017)
- How Stoopid Does Poseidon Think This County is Anyway? (Jan. 2018)
- OCWD Blocks Study of Alternatives to Poseidon, Misleading Coastal Commission. (Feb. 2018)
- Poseidon-Obsessed OCWD will Try to Ram Billion-Dollar Desal Project Down Our Throats. (June 2018)
- Excellent Comments for Poseidon Term-Sheet Meeting: Hamilton, Everts, Moshiri, Hiemstra (June 2018)
- Climate Change could Swamp Billion-Dollar Desal Deal (June 2018)
- Top Three Reasons Poseidon’s New Term Sheet SHOULD Have Been Rejected July 18 (July 2018)
- Important Poseidon Updates – Video of Wednesday’s meeting, and who’s running for OCWD? (July 2018)
- Poseidon’s Voodoo Math; and Klepto Kris Murray named to powerful Water Board (December 2018)
- Let’s put Poseidon out of its misery this year: Latest reports from the Front Line. (February 2019)
- New OCWD Director Kelly Rowe’s ALTERNATIVE to Poseidon. (August 2019)
- Poseidon’s Failing Report Card in Carlsbad (October 2019)
- Indigenous People’s Day and Tuesday’s Desal Townhall: Poseidon as Columbus. (October 2019)
- Transformation Complete: OC Water District now “Poseidon Water District of OC.” (Dec. 2019)
- Poseidon’s “Reliability” Promise: Pay More, Get the Same! (July 2020)
- Karl Seckel for MWDOC! (Nov. 2020)
- Elect 2020’s Water Patriots: Elliot, Moulton-Patterson, Seckel, Yoo Schneider, Beard & Ereth! (Nov. 2020)
- Poseidon’s Latest Corporate Welfare Demand (Jan. 2021)
- Why OCWD pays CalDesal $5000 a Year, and a Very Good Brown Act Question. (Jan. 2021)
- Gov. Newsom: Stop Shoving Poseidon Down OC’s Throat! (April 2021)
- THE POSEIDON WHORES. (April 2021)
Destroy environment and pay to desalinate water after we rush it out to the ocean in our storm channels. It’s amazingly stupid.
Not for those who profit by it.
I doubt that we’ll get many full posts like this from John Earl, so I hope that people who can subscribe to his site will do so. It’s real pro journalism; I hope that he can perhaps syndicate it.
I subscribed!
Oh and me and John are collaborating on a new Poseidon song.