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Mitt Romney's Vulcan Grip

Goofy-ass Massachusetts Mormon Republican politician-droid Mitt Romney got hisself into a little fracas the other day on an airplane; here is the skinny from the other party:

It can’t help but remind one of how the Mittster responded back in ‘08, during his Presidential run, when suddenly confronted with the unfamiliar sight of a small [...]

The 'My Way' Killings (New York Times)

Sinatra Song Often Strikes Deadly Chord
GENERAL SANTOS, the Philippines — After a day of barbering, Rodolfo Gregorio went to his neighborhood karaoke bar still smelling of talcum powder. Putting aside his glass of Red Horse Extra Strong beer, he grasped a microphone with a habitué’s self-assuredness and briefly stilled the room with [...]

The True Story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Actually, it was the 23rd of December in the Year of the Great Fog – not literally “one foggy Christmas Eve” – when Rudolph got the knock on the door he’d been praying for his entire short life.  “Headquarters, stat!” barked the terse elf, and vanished into the heavy fog.  Rudolph leapt only once with [...]

Some Contemporary Folk Wisdom (anonymous)

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for [...]

Schism on the Right! Gay-Hater vs. Mexican-Hater

For your Oscar consideration: 9-1/2 minutes of friction between a Minuteman and a Westboro Baptist, outside last year’s Saddleback Church Presidential debate.  Can the GOP hang together in spite of bitter divisions like these?  (Kidding, I know you’re not all this crazy!  But still, how will you deal with these nuts on your [...]

Stewart suffers thru Hannity just to catch apology

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
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Sean Hannity Apologizes to Jon

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A Post for Cell Phone Users, and Those Who Call Them

The worst of all is when you dial a T-Mobile user, and after hearing the phone ring ten times because it’s switched on but the user isn’t bothering or able to answer, you have to sit through either their own long personal message (which may or may not be entertaining the first time you’ve heard [...]