Breaking news: For the good of the party… Hillary concedes

Although her dream sheet has her moving back into the White House, New York Senator Hillary Clinton, after meeting with her campaign staff and former OC Treasurer Bob Citron’s mail order astrologer, has finally realized that there is no way for her to defeat Senator Barack Obama in the Democratic party primary election. Her efforts to place Barack on the underside of her party’s ticket for the November General Election was never taken seriously. Realizing that the Florida and Michigan party leaders were unable to set up a re-vote in their respective states was the last straw in her campaign.
The losers in her decision are CNN and Wolfe Blitzer’s “self proclaimed” award winning team who continue to spend hours trying to convince viewers that this is a photo finish race.
PS: I decided that April Fool’s Day is coming early this year. So too is Hillary’s opportunity to throw in the towel to save face and avoid a bloodbath at their convention.

After all. As stated in the opening of Pastor Rick Warren’s best seller, the Purpose Driven Life. “It’s not about you.”

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