Barack Obama can help you get government grants, free government money, business grants, free money and other free stuff.
He’ll start by tackling energy problems. You can apply to the government for better light bulbs! Best of all, they’re FREE! Need more insulation? Energy management systems? There’s a program for those too! There’s even a program to pay you if you take the bus to work!
Want a Barack Obama Bridge, Barack Obama Tollway or Barack Obama Overpass in your city? There’s millions of dollars just waiting for you to apply! We’re ready to spend your tax dollars for the biggest pork projects in your lifetime! And its all FREE!!!
Want a Barack Obama Elementary School in your city? Need a Barack Obama High School? Barack Obama has FREE MONEY just waiting for you!
Mayors and Governors! Need to put some of those restless citizens to work? There’s FREE MONEY for that too! Millions of “SHOVEL READY” jobs just waiting to be created! All you have to do is APPLY!
10,000 Programs worth over $890 Billion
– Free Money for Bills & Expenses
– Invest In Your Ideas
– Start Your Own Business
– Get A Better Job
– Go Back To School
– Scholarships
– Invest In Real Estate
– Buy or Fix Your House
– Get Better Health Care
– Get Free Legal Help
– Free Gifts For Entire Family
– Free Vacations
– Take Courses
– Work On Your Invention
Be the first to enjoy the fruits of the new Administration! Why shouldn’t you get a piece of the American Dream. It’s FREE!
Oh sure tease us without any way to access these goodies.
You silly, Crowley, none of these things are FREE! They are all huge investments, which we citizens and taxpayers pretty much agreed to take on, to get our country back on track, when we elected our new President in a landslide! But you’re right, they will be invaluable steps to get our nation and economy working well again, and making us the prosperous, well-educated, free and feisty people we should be.
“They are all huge investments, which we citizens and taxpayers pretty much agreed to take on, to get our country back on track, when we elected our new President in a landslide!”
Not all of us! I didn’t agree to one or any of those things. (pulling your chain Vern, but really come on we didn’t all agree and beating us into submission well that seems to be the key)
Not all of us!
Right, I never said “all of us.” Just like certainly not all of us voted in 2004 for four more years of war, torture, eavesdropping, lawlessness, and trickle-down economics.
Oh, and did I mention Obama’s staggering 79% approval rating, at a time when everyone is aware of the ambitious programs we’re discussing and which Crowley is lampooning?
CNN wit Bill Schneider quips, “That’s the sort of rating you see when the public rallies around a leader after a national disaster. To many Americans, the Bush Administration was a national disaster.”
(Sorry Em, I’ll stop beating you into submission now.)
Fewer electoral votes than Bill Clinton is no landslide. But if it makes you feel better, since thats all that matters… I wont correct you again.
Keep correcting me, Terry, it feels nice. Tell me, how big was Bush’s “mandate” in 2005?
Not as big as Ronald Reagans twenty years earlier!
And if Obama can’t get better than 88% approval (Bush Oct 2001) with this economic crisis, he needs someone to hold his hand when he crosses the street. After all, this is affecting a lot more people. And he’s the only one who can save us.
This blog is tiresome. Please bring on the old Orange Juice feistiness. Stupid partisan crap is bo-ring.
I am changing my name to Brewer,
And I’m heading up to L. A. U. S. D.
I’ll tell those school rulers
What they did for Admiral Brewer’s
Would be perfectly acceptable to me.
I’m changing my name to Brewer,
And be a major screw-up for some time…
When they fire me I’ll holler,
“Cost you half a million dollar!”
Yessir, I’ll get mine.
(Apologies to Tom Paxton)
#10
Everyone’s a critic these days. What exactly are YOU bringing to the conversation?
Hey Crowley, you got a link to this mess or is it all a dream of yours?
(I’m guessing the link, if it comes, is to the Freeper site)
SAHS: Thanks for the Tom Paxton memory! You did a good parody. I was the publicist for THE PAXTON REPORT album which has “I’m Changing My Name to Chrysler.” (You can check Tom’s latest version of the song on his My Space page.)
Vixen,
The following links are where I pulled the information for this piece.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/10/obamas_new_new_deal_no_better.html
http://www.unitedliberty.org/articles/obamas-new-new-deal
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/08/us/politics/08obama.html?_r=1&ref=business
You need a link to the $$$ Uncle Sam provides in grants every year?
http://www.unclesamsmoney.com/
http://www.governmentgrantsnow.com
just google it…
If you take from that I am as critical of government per se as I am Obama, that would be pretty accurate. I have no problem putting it on Obama since he will be the next CIC. His burden.
I gotta compliment you on the picture, Terry. I love it! 😉
this blog seems be having a conversation with itself and no one else.
used to be different.
Gimme-Gimme-Gimme
There are attainable government grants for families and individuals, the main problem with grants is that many of the people who are in need of them are the ones who lack the skills and ability to meet the challenge unintentionally (?) presented by the Government, of successfully applying for them.
It may not be easy to actually get grant money given that the government process is confusing and tricky, but it is possible and it is free money, and for some people, it’s their only hope .