Ringing In ‘ELEVEN

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This gripping and unforgettable Primus song, which is in the very rare time signature of 11/8 (specifically 3+3+3+2 – you can count “12312312312, 12312312312…”) is the ideal anthem for the upcoming year, as I’ll explain:

I just can’t seem to blend into society;
I have no hope for this dim simplicity of law and order
by whose rules
I see no rhyme in the reason;
I hold no hope for this holy treason of love and “so soft”
by whose standards
they tell me they tell me they tell me
Who are they?
Who is they?

One reason this year has been dubbed “Two-thousand ELEVEN” is because this is the time that California fulfills the promise (or threat) of 2008’s redistricting Proposition 11, which most writers on this blog supported, even though the major political parties opposed it – Brother Larry was even on the Citizens’ Redistricting Commission until just recently (and will probably tell us more in the comments.) The idea is to have our Congressional, Assembly, and Senate districts make more geographical sense, and no longer be gerrymandered “safe districts” for either Party. Make these lazy comfortable bastards fight for our votes!

A lot of my fellow Democrats are unhappy with the fact that Republicans have equal representation on the Commission, when they are far from being equally represented in California’s population. Good point. But I just like the idea of throwing everything up in the air and seeing what happens. How much worse could things be for the Calvert-Hedrick race when the 44th CD loses its hardcore Republican appendage poking out into San Clemente, San Juan Capistrano and Coto de Caza? Or for the vital effort of finally defeating Dana Rohrabacher once the 46th loses its long obscene finger snaking up the coast to Rancho Palos Verdes?

About Vern Nelson

Greatest pianist/composer in Orange County, and official political troubadour of Anaheim and most other OC towns. Regularly makes solo performances, sometimes with his savage-jazz band The Vern Nelson Problem. Reach at vernpnelson@gmail.com, or 714-235-VERN.