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How can anyone not like Sarah Palin? She is cute, with enough wrong with her to be the most attractive person, who may or may not be running for President. So, down the road Sarah goes….in her “Twisted Sister Bus Tour Around America”. Testing whether this nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure the nightly news with another Sarah Gaff! Our due apologies to Abe Lincoln aside, we definitely need some new Saturday Night Live shows…….to get through all of this. Tina Fey…..America is waiting for the real Sarah Palin!
First off, Sarah says: Paul Revere was a 2nd Amendment founding father of the NRA….who was busy running around as a courier, telling every Englishman he could find…that the right of the people to keep and bear arms should not be infringed! We guess Sarah couldn’t quite remember that One if by Land and Two if by Sea….stuff that he had chatted with the Sons of Liberty about – before going on the ride that changed history.
In any event, on Fox News Sunday found Chris Wallace laughing uncontrollably as Palin kept up the defense of her incredibly “off the mark” remarks. For 40 minutes Sarah occupied the FNS screen, in her white jacket and Catholic Cross in Torquoise. Yesterday she wore the Jewish Star. What next? Her patented Sarah Palin rimless glasses and early Jim Morrison hairdo rounded out the impact outfit….as Sarah railed endlessly against increasing the debt, President Obama, increasing Government Regulation and the lack of oil drilling here in America.
To round out her 40 minute appearance on Fox News…..she made reference to Mitt Romney and how he had “Screwed Up”….and the fact that Sarah would tell anyone “when they screw up”! We can’t wait for John McCain to pull the old “Straight Talk Express” out of mothballs and hook up with Sarah on the campaign trail….sort in a Convoy! In the meantime, we suggest sending your campaign contributions to: Imightjustrun@butitalldepends.com
Sorry Sarah, you get to join the ranks of Newt, Halley and about 15 others…..who just haven’t convinced us yet…..that she can do a primetime interview and get away with it unscathed. Touting the old “Energy Independance” rhetoric…is getting old. We all know that the more oil we bring in from the United States into the world market….means that the price of oil will rise…because the Saudi’s or Hugo Chavez will then just back down production to keep the price of oil jacked up! The oil speculators will continue to follow the gold, silver and platinum market strategies. Sorry Sarah, filling the pockets of big oil will not be a winning strategy in 2012, 2016 or anytime in the future. Well, unless you demand that all oil produced in the United States only be used in the United States and none is ever exported….including petroleum by products like fertilizers, chemicals, plastic products and….well how about plastic bags and all plastic products?
Sarah, glad you made it through the Harley ride without incident, we were concerned. OK, get back on that bus across America and stop at every Library and study the History of the United States. Better yet, get a US History Teacher to ride along with you and help you figure out stuff, before you go on network news.
How can anyone not like Sarah Palin?
That’s easy. Just wait for her to open her nasty mouth.
Apparently, the Winships are too busy buying the MSM “Palin is stupid” meme to get the facts. The people who actually know about history (i.e., not the MSM reporters) have come out and said she was right on her historic account that Revere warned the British:
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/06/06/historians-agree-palin-was-right-about-revere/
Shocking what the facts actually show. Yet again, the MSM is clueless in their hell-bent attacks on Palin. Too bad the Winships have bought into it as well.
I checked out that “hotair” article – how ridiculous. Morrissey is such a Palin fan, he even uses her expression “gothcya question.” You want to hear this difficult, unfair, gotchya question that Sarah was asked unexpectedly to answer?
“What have you seen today and what did you learn from it?”
No, Paul Revere’s ride was not about warning the British, or warning them to keep their hands off our guns, or ringing bells. Sure, he did get captured by the British – obviously not part of his plan – and did warn them to expect a tough fight from us. But her answer about Paul Revere was just wrong and nonsensical.
Today, Sarah’s fans are all over Wikipedia, re-writing the article to comport with what their idol babbled. And Sarah’s doubling down, insisting that she didn’t misspeak, and that anyway it was a big tough GOTCHYA QUESTION!
Then this improved version of Paul Revere’s ride was printed on the Daily Kos, by Hunter:
The Ride of Paul Revere. Also.
Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, Nineteen Seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers what pants we wore that year.
He said to his friend, “If the British march
By land or jetski from the town to-night,
Ring a big bell in the belfry tower
Or maybe ring two, if you have the power.
And with your ale, don’t get too wrecked.”
His friend looked puzzled: “In what respect?”
Then Paul Revere, he took his gun
Because the British were trying to take all his fun
And rowed to the opposite shore to see
If the British had made it to Applebee’s.
For Ron Paul Revere swore there to the hostess
That he would protect the salad bar mostest.
And then his friend rang some bells—
I forget just how many, maybe like ten?
When I asked the man later he said “all of them.”
And then Paul rode his horse down the freeway
Shooting his warning shots and telling people they were gonna be free and stuff
And everyone said “hell yeah!” and something that rhymed with that.
So the British that day did not take our arms,
We like to say because of his alarms.
And so we all were gonna be secure
And our automatic rifles still purr.
In truth though, no thanks to Paul Revere
Who paused in this alley, and is still sitting here,
For halfway through that historic bit
Paul Revere got fed up, and muttered “I quit.”
*Hey Newbie,
We have Revere Wear……you? What do you know about the Sons of Liberty again?
How about the Committees of Coorespondence?
Never mind….One if by land….Two if by Sea….and the next thing you know….there
is the Headless Horseman!
It’s not surprising that Newbie would find Sarah credible, after all it’s gullible,insecure and ignorant folk like him that the GOP count on. This does lead me to wonder just how much stupidity the GOP’s base is willing to tolerate in their candidate?
Sarah Palin has already proven many times over that she is unfit for POTUS, she’s inappropriate, immature, under-educated, vindictive, a quitter and quite possibly mentally ill (see Game Change). I mean really, she was caught scribbling BASIC talking points on her hand like some cheating 5th grader, in any sane, reality based world that would = game-over, but still our media and a large amount of republicans still find her credible, how LOW can these people go?
Found this poem at the Immoral Minority;
Saracudda Rewrites History
by Anne Sweeney
Listen my children and you shall hear
Of political crises so severe
Our nation is threatened as never before
By the specter of Ignorance at our door
It isn’t al Qaeda that poses a threat
Not Korea or Iran nor China and Nyet,
There’s little from Russia that we have to fear
Our liberty’s foes are located here.
The danger is coming – a terrible blight
It’s the Princess of Darkness, the Queen of the Right
Sarah Palin is loose and it’s more than her views
Or her spreading her lies all over Faux News
We thought her stupidity couldn’t be more
The election debacle, the media whore
The PACS and the clothes, the untalented daughter
And Levi, the First Dude and wildlife to slaughter
There’s drilling and shilling her book and her state
Sarah Palin’s Alaska – Oh give me a break!
The endorsements of candidates ready to run
They were all to the right of Attila the Hun
She doesn’t let anything stand in her way
Mamma Grizzly will vanquish that (b)witch Tina Fey
And Katy, and Rachel and Sawyer who dare
To suggest she’s got nothing ‘neath that pile of hair
She’s immune to ridicule, truth or good sense
She’s got her supporters all equally dense
The Tea Party loves her, what else does she need
They will back her whatever her word or her deed
How far she has gone to me is a mystery
How can you explain this reversal of history?
So Revere warned the British, my goodness who knew?
We will rewrite the textbooks, the word will get through!
Paul Revere was a traitor, Tea Baggers will claim
They will join stupid Sarah in trashing his name
And if liberals in Boston should start to protest,
We have ways of dealing – Saracudda knows best
And what of the Minutemen swooping like eagles?
They were from Arizona and hunting illegals
And Samuel Adams, we must make it clear
He did go to Harvard, so don’t drink his beer
Bunker Hill was a victory, The Redcoats were routed
The truth of that statement can never be doubted
And the Boston Tea Party – oh here’s to our cause!
It was all about taxes, and Obama’s laws
Founding Fathers were Christians so put on your blinkers
And ignore all the guys who were really freethinkers
For thinking’s not part of Sarah’s new quest
Rousing rabble and lying is what she does best
And as the Know Nothings do flock to her flag
Abandon all hope, for this ignorant hag
Will be quick to throw us right under the bus
We have met the enemy – you betcha. She’s us.