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It is tough to be very optimistic during the “Make the Great Trumpster an American..Again Era”. Sometimes you just wonder why the boy loves to be so disgusting and unlikable? Well, the Republican controlled government is doing its best Charlie Sheen – “Winning!” By the way, how is Charlie doing during all these sexual harassment flub a dubs? Guess the real winner on this account is “The Arnold” who was first out of the box and kind of blew the whole thing over quickly. Now its all just a huge feeding frenzy. Since there is apparently no statute of limitations on sex talk, sex walk or gender inequality…….this could wind up being an endless string of law suits and with greatest grist for our wonderful Ambulance Chasers out there – that are just graduating from Law School. Jobs Jobs. Jobs! Stupid! Does anyone really remember a girl he spilled a drink on at Isadores in 1970? That could be a law suit….since in his drunken stupor he tried to dry off her boobs with a paper bar napkin. Oh well, the most important part is whether a woman’s honor was insulted, attacked, twisted or colored inappropriately. Calling someone a Bimbo, Ho, Suitcase, Twisted Sister or other not so nice names could be considered a legal affront today. Not in 1966! Remember girls calling some guy a Bozo, Weenie, Uncle Al, or worse – today that could also be considered a sexual reference which is not so nice. What did they say in the stage show “Hair” – “White boys are delicious!” and don’t forget the classic in 1968: A girl is hitch hiking on PCH – four guys in a 1961 Chevy Impala roll down the window “pull a moon shot” and scream “show your tits!” Now talk about a possible law suit?
Meanwhile, as we digest all these very important affronts to women and men and boys and girls and pedophiles….the Republican controlled Senate passed its version of “the Dead Sea Scrolls of Tax Relief for the Rich and Famous”. Heck, we better get our best historians out to the Sinai Peninsula to get the proper reading and interpretation. Cliff Notes? Right over the edge…..for sure! Yeah, the old S.I. Haykawa fix was in for this one. Paul Ryan was running around with Steve his Majority Whip (now on crutches…from the baseball game shooting) trying to pay off Susan Collins (Win!) Lisa Murkowski (Win!) Jeff Flake from Arizona (Win!) and secured all the winning answers to the $64,000 dollar question: “Can the Republicans pass anything?” Well, the game is not quite over and the lovable Bob Corker from Tennessee was the lone Republican hold out – voting with the “Big Blue Meanies of the Democratic Party”. (S.I. Hayakawa got nine concessions to vote for the Panama Canal Treaty! – during the Carter Administration!)
The good news is that even though this tax bill will kill the economies of New York, California, New Jersey and Pennsylvania…..the election of 2018 is coming soon enough to overturn this complete debacle. Hey, the Republicans want to overturn Obama Care? Great, the next Congress can Restore Obama Care! The current Republican led EPA wants to do away with all Environmental Protections…..great…..the New Congress of 2018 will Restore Them. The current Republican led Consumer Protection Agency wants to unleash massive new bank fees and target consumers…….Great, the 2018 Congress can simply overturn those things. The Republicans want the Sludge Keystone PeePeeLine…..to Galveston. the New Congress of 2018 can Shut her down! The New Democratic Controlled Congress of 2018 will be able to Regulate Big Pharma Pricing (ah, but will they take the payoffs and not?) They can restore the high mileage requirements of new cars in 2021……(ah, but will they take the payoffs and not?) Yep, 2018 quite a year! The Year of the Dog…….and who is a Dog? The Trumpster! Yeah, and as they say: “Every Dog has its day!”
You have to conclude that the entire political scene is pretty amazing and unique to politics in this country since 1944. We have Russians inside our Administration….well….maybe? We have idiots at the helm that think that Nuclear War is preferable to feeding 10 million people and doing business with them? We have pooper scoopers in charge of our environment that won’t fix our polluted waters….(across the country – not just in Flint). We have an Opioid Epidemic that keeps killing 65,000 plus a year. We have hospitals across the country that are killing almost the same amount. But in the meantime, we have a huge homeless problem throughout the country, killer rents, killer Real Estate prices…..and the Republicans in their wisdom….take away the Mortgage Deduction. What? Seems we have a society built upon Corruption and Consumerism! So who needs decent healthcare anyway? We have a Robotics, Electric Vehicles, DNA, Nano and 3-D Printing revolutions which take away most jobs in the next 10 years.
Well, we just have to be very optimistic, in spite of all these things. Even though his hair sucks, even though he is flabby and blabby, offensive and twisted and certainly not the brightest bulb in the pack. We have change! Just one question: What’s next?
The Big Republican Win….Lose…..Good….Bad….Good….Bad!
*If Roy Moore wins in Alabama………the ramifications throughout the country will be amazing. If Roy Moore loses in Alabama…..the ramificiations throughout the country will be amazing. Can’t wait for this vote. Meanwhile, the CCW National law allowing anyone to carry in any state….if they got their CCW in any of the 50……like Nevada and Utah….where you simply sign up online……without a background check…maybe? Anyway, Bear Ears will become the next…along with the Grand Staircase land in Utah…..”more Black Gold”…for Exxon-Mobil…..and Shell…we suppose.
*Watching the NAFTA Negotiations is telling. The Canadians and Mexico are telling the Trumpster to dry up. They are not buying his 85%…….65% numbers……and rightly so.
Meanwhile, the Senate and House play games with Tax Reform Jargon when they haven’t even concluded ANY International Trade Agreements which will tell us WHO will score big, WHO will lose and Who will be left out. The Caymans and the Seychelles are calling….it seems. Jobs – Robotic! New Jobs……digging up coal and oil at the Grand Staircase in Utah. Wonderful.
*Nah, nah, nah, nah – Nah, nah, nah, nah – Hey, Hey, Good By – Roy Boy!” Guess “Saddy got too many oats on election day! What a win for Alabama. Nick Sabin is smiling broadly already, before the game with Clemson. Thank you Charles Barkley you had it down. For
Dana, Darrell, Ed and ….dare we mention her name? Hope your staffs can find some good jobs after 2018……they all have families and car payments you know?
*We weren’t really afraid to say Mimi….in a crowded room. Yep, all four may be facing early retirement in 2018. How bad is it? It is so bad that Darrell says he is voting against the Tax Reform Bill if it doesn’t contain the State Tax Exemption. Isn’t that nice>
*Dana may be giving up his Russian Vodka too?
*It was lovely to see the Trumpster today remind us about the history of the United States…that only seems relevant during the previous 9 years. We are sure that his arms
are really tired from patting himself on the back and explaining to the plutocrats how much money he will be saving them through 2020…..
We are honored enough just to watch the great man spend some quality time with us;
daily on the tube.
Let’s hope Orange Hitler enjoys patting himself on his back as much as Trump is going to enjoy getting patted on the backside by his cell mate named Bubba. Watch your backchannel, Donnie Two Scoops! Don’t drop the soap in the shower @ Club Fed!
*We love the NEW Republican Tax Reform Tax Relief for the Middle Class Tax Relief for Small Companies….Tax Cut for everyone that matters to the Trumpster Family Plan. Yep,this is a real win for Democracy. For those 11% who are going to really be “Winning” in 2018! The shoe boxes are being loaded as we speak and be shipped to the Seychelles, the Caymans, Bermuda, Turks & Caicos and of course to various banks in Africa for safe keeping. To our wonderful Republican Congress folk here in Orange County: “Nah, Nah, Nah…..Nah, Nah, Nah….Hey, Hey ….Good-by!” Work with Dems on Infrastructure? What might that look like? Build another bridge to nowhere? Maybe a pedestrian bridge from Trump Plaza to Governor Christie’s house? Oh, and fix two pot holes on the Pennsylvania Turnpike?