PR Professional Flubs Melahat Fluff

We could all use a bit of a mental break on this soggy Sunday — so here we go!

Chumley with Mark Newgent, who forced him to pay a lot of money from a still-unknown source.
Various of his love objects appear between them.

Some anonymous commenter — of course! — in Chumleytown opined that Melahat doesn’t get enough credit for busting open Anaheim corruption with her instant offer of cooperation after she was caught by the FBI. Chumley replied “Exactly.” A short conversation ensued.

See if you can find the flaw in the following act of PR professionalism. (My emphasis added.)

  1. LogicBomb1320
    AUGUST 16, 2023 AT 10:46 PM
    Yes, we should all be so grateful to the admitted criminal who outed another criminal in an attempt to save her own skin.
    • Dan Chmielewski
    AUGUST 17, 2023 AT 9:13 AM
    • I’ll remind you, initially the FBI dismissed her charges with prejudice. Rarely do they reinstate charges. Meanwhile, I’m still waiting on any news about an FBI investigation in Irvine beyond the fact they interviewed the city manager. But make no mistake, the Anaheim Cabal fell because of Melahat’s work with the FBI.

      • Mike Tardif
    AUGUST 20, 2023 AT 7:20 AM

    Melahat is an admitted felon. She will be sentenced in October and will be going to prison. She is not a “warrior for justice” as you would have us believe. She is another greedy criminal political operative. And the FBI did NOT “dismiss her charges with prejudice.” The FBI cannot do that. You pulled that one out of your … hat ..
  2. Dan Chmielewski
    AUGUST 20, 2023 AT 2:57 PM
    Go back and read the original case stories. They did dismiss the case then refiled

Now let’s go through this again, adding what is logically implied if he is telling the truth.

LOGIC BOMB: Yes, we should all be so grateful to the admitted criminal who outed another criminal in an attempt to save her own skin.

[In other words: she may have been ONE instrument of the Cabal’s downfall (so far as it goes), but she does not deserve any credit or admiration for acting in her own desperate self interest.]

CHUMLEY: I’ll remind you, initially the FBI dismissed her charges with prejudice. Rarely do they reinstate charges. Meanwhile, I’m still waiting on any news about an FBI investigation in Irvine beyond the fact they interviewed the city manager. But make no mistake, the Anaheim Cabal fell because of Melahat’s work with the FBI

[In other words, she can’t be that culpable because the FBI didn’t charge her, and they rarely reverse themselves. And this is relevant to the question of her deserving credit, or I wouldn’t mention it here. If they had recharged her, for example, I’d have no reason to mention this, yet here I am doing it!]

TARDIF: Melahat is an admitted felon. She will be sentenced in October and will be going to prison. She is not a “warrior for justice” as you would have us believe. She is another greedy criminal political operative. And the FBI did NOT “dismiss her charges with prejudice.” The FBI cannot do that You pulled that one out of your … hat ..

[In other words: she did the crime and she will do the time. She was acting out of pure self-interest, not some admirable moral regret or desire for social change. And … you don’t understand what the FBI does.]

CHUMLEY: Go back and read the original case stories. They did dismiss the case then refiled.

[In other words, they did so dismiss the case! (Or, rather, the charging information, which is not a “case.”) But this is one of those rare instances where they reversed themselves and refiled. So when I mentioned their having dismissed the charges with hers with prejudice, inviting you to infer that she was not such a bad actor, that was misleading — because she was bad enough for them to refile them. So you should ignore that earlier comment, which I am not explicitly correcting. If you’re wondering it I mentioned their dismissing it in the first place, it’s … it’s because … it’s because Vern Nelson has multiple drunk driving convictions and Greg Diamond was kicked out of DPOC twice and doesn’t have much money! Q.E.D.!]

One of Chumley’s favorite go-to terms is “a signed confession.” This is his “signed confession” that, in a cause he favors, he will bullshit you shamelessly. It’s part of what he views as being a “PR professional.” Maybe he can apply for Mike Lyster’s job if and when it opens! He’d be a great fluffer for the Cabal!

About Greg Diamond

Somewhat verbose attorney, semi-disabled and semi-retired, residing in northwest Brea. Occasionally ran for office against jerks who otherwise would have gonr unopposed. Got 45% of the vote against Bob Huff for State Senate in 2012; Josh Newman then won the seat in 2016. In 2014 became the first attorney to challenge OCDA Tony Rackauckas since 2002; Todd Spitzer then won that seat in 2018. Every time he's run against some rotten incumbent, the *next* person to challenge them wins! He's OK with that. Corrupt party hacks hate him. He's OK with that too. He does advise some local campaigns informally and (so far) without compensation. (If that last bit changes, he will declare the interest.) His daughter is a professional campaign treasurer. He doesn't usually know whom she and her firm represent. Whether they do so never influences his endorsements or coverage. (He does have his own strong opinions.) But when he does check campaign finance forms, he is often happily surprised to learn that good candidates he respects often DO hire her firm. (Maybe bad ones are scared off by his relationship with her, but they needn't be.)