Trump Pollutes Anaheim Again


Remember the last time Trump disgraced Anaheim with his presence, in May 2016? Seems like a lifetime ago. A lot of us came and protested. Trump was gross, disgusting, hateful, darkly funny – many of us had been making fun of him since the 80s – but it still seemed unthinkable that he could actually be elected President. ‘Member?

A lot has happened since then, to America. We barely survived, and are still hanging by a thread.

THAT was an actual Trump campaign event, at the Convention Center, and drew the crazies from counties all around. Law enforcement presence was massive (because of chaos at previous Trump events) as I detailed here. The APD, along with police and sheriffs from around OC. were there in force, and cost the city hundreds of thousands (we gave up finding out how much.) One Trump-supporting clown shouted out, “Mr. Trump will pay for all this, he’s a billionaire and he pays all his bills!” Many of us, who had actually been studying Trump’s behavior, looked at him like he must be joking. You KNOW he never paid Anaheim or OC a penny.

Anyway I was there protesting, and wrote about it at the time. That was when our friend Victor Valladares scandalized all the local conservatives and got labeled a terrorist for bringing a Trump piñata! THIS TIME, a lifetime later – last Saturday – was the California Republican Convention, at the Marriot.

Once again, crazies converged from all the neighboring counties to bellow their adulation of the Ochre Abomination. But not so many people bothered showing up to protest. The local Democrats tried to put something together at the last minute, but there couldn’t have been many of them – friends of mine drove by repeatedly and couldn’t see anyone not waving Trump signs.

Oh, but it did happen:

(There’s a better video I’m looking for, where it looks like Ada Briceño and Nick Taurus are dancing, pressed back to back.) So that slob in the red hat is Nick Taurus? The Irvine chud who briefly ran for Congress against Young Kim, and started that violence at that Katie Porter rally a couple years ago? I can only echo Zenger’s unkind observation, “Why are most of these goons fat fucks?”

But I would be deficient as a chronicler of my adopted hometown if I didn’t report on the pearls of wisdom dropped by the Rotting Yam in our City of Kindness. For it was here, in Anaheim, that Trump unveiled his long overdue plan for preventing California forest fires: THE DAMPENING!

And it was here, in the City of Kindness, that the Margarine Mussolini decreed that when he’s back in power, the punishment for shoplifting shall be summary execution! *SHOT!*

And it was right here, in the Fucking City of Fucking Kindness, that the Tiny-Handed FAUXTUS cracked wise about the near-fatal skull-hammering assault, by one of his loyal supporters, on Nancy Pelosi’s 80-year old husband. “How’s her husband doing by the way? Anyone know?” And the crowd yukked it up….

As always, the most depressing and inexplicable thing is not so much the grossness of this human being, but the fact that such a large percentage of Americans still want him to be their leader.

Do you know some Trump supporters, who otherwise seem to be nice people, who are not even particularly idiotic, and they have a hard time explaining their loyalty to the Tangerine Traitor. And when you criticize him or even MENTION him, they look pained, as though you were attacking something that is a very PART of them?

It’s strange and sick, and I don’t know what to do about it. We can only hope it is a fever that will eventually pass, when the year 2024 obliterates his fat smug orange ass like a wrecking ball.

About Vern Nelson

Greatest pianist/composer in Orange County, and official political troubadour of Anaheim and most other OC towns. Regularly makes solo performances, sometimes with his savage-jazz band The Vern Nelson Problem. Reach at vernpnelson@gmail.com, or 714-235-VERN.