Open Thread: Tim Walz comes to Newport! Also Springsteen, and Jesse Ventura!


Yes, I read it in the Register – our kickass new VP candidate Tim Walz is coming to Newport Beach this Tuesday – not sure what time, and the location is only available on RSVP. I sure wouldn’t mind going, but I don’t know… I am making a lot more money these days than our troll(s) seem to think, but $1000 I’d have to pass on. Unless Wylie Aitken (one of the organizers, who’s always friendly to me) will let me come as a journalist.

Except then I might have to miss Tuesday’s Anaheim Council meeting, and not be able to hector his daughter about rent control (that story coming tomorrow.)

I trust this Walz character to not only help beat the Rotting Yam (and HIS running mate Vladimir Futon, right), but also to be “one heartbeat away from the presidency.” But I’ll go postal if I hear one more imaginary anecdote about how damn folksy the Minnesota governor is. I mean, what’s next?

  • He’s the kind of a guy that would tackle you in the street, change your oil filter, and then tell you you need more Mountain Dew while picking his teeth with a straw.
  • He’s the sort of a person who would give your dog an emergency appendectomy, wipe his hands on his apron, and offer you some barbecue while singing “If I Had a Hammer.”
  • He is the type of man who would corner you at Harbor Freight, tell you what sort of post-hole digger works best for the soil in your yard, and then toss a football at your mom’s head while dancing an improvised hoedown.

Enough already! I mean, isn’t it enough that he declared Bruce Springsteen Day in Minnesota? Obviously this Walz guy is Born to Run!


Questions remain, of course. For example, should I compose a “Harris Waltz?” And should it have words?

Engrossed in such deep ruminations, I forgot to click off the TV today when “the Rev” Al Sharpton’s show started – he always gets on my last nerve. But I was glad I didn’t – one of his guests was former professional wrestler AND Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura, formerly dubbed “The Body.” The very Independent guy is supporting the Democrat ticket for the first time in memory because he thinks so highly of Tim Walz (and so lowly of Trump. UPDATE – you can hear the interview HERE.)

One of the things that first impressed Jesse about Tim was that when Tim was elected Governor he requested a meeting with Jesse, to learn everything he could about the job and what Jesse thought Minnesota needed. Neither of Jesse’s other successors (Republican Dayton and Democrat Pawlenty) gave the quirky independent the time of day. And Jesse thinks Tim has done a great job.

Jesse also, as you may know, was a Navy Seal before he was a professional wrestler, and expertly debunked the Republicans’ current Swiftboating of Tim (who of course retired from the Army National Guard and began his run for Congress MONTHS before he knew his company would be sent to Iraq.) We’ve heard all that – Jesse went farther, angrily reminding us what a bullshit war Bush/Cheney’s Operation Iraqi Fiefdom was, and how the National Guard should never have been called up at all, if not for the countless and catastrophic Bush failures.

But the high point was when Reverend Al brought up the moronic Hulk Hogan who’d put on a foolish show at Trump’s convention. The antipathy runs deep between The Hulk and The Body. We lucky viewers learned that Jesse had been trying to UNIONIZE professional wrestlers back in the 80s, and “then “HOGAN RATTED ME OUT TO VINCE MCMAHON [WWE CEO] AND I LOST MY JOB!


There you have it. HULK HOGAN IS A RAT AND A SCAB AND NOW A TRUMPY.

They have the Hulk and Kid Rock.

We have Jesse Ventura and The Boss.

Game on. See you Tuesday SOMEWHERE.

NOW OPEN THREAD. YOU KNOW HOW TO PROCEED. GO!

About Vern Nelson

Greatest pianist/composer in Orange County, and official political troubadour of Anaheim and most other OC towns. Regularly makes solo performances, sometimes with his savage-jazz band The Vern Nelson Problem. Reach at vernpnelson@gmail.com, or 714-235-VERN.