About Vern Nelson
Greatest pianist/composer in Orange County, and official political troubadour of Anaheim and most other OC towns. Regularly makes solo performances, sometimes with his savage-jazz band The Vern Nelson Problem. Reach at vernpnelson@gmail.com, or 714-235-VERN.
OMG, Vern, that is sick. Please say this was trick videography.
I’ll be having tofu for thanksgiving, thank you very much.
I love turkey!!
I will be having some next Thursday.
and for my wedding next month what is the main course you ask…………..TURKEY!!
Okay, really – does anyone know exactly what that guy is doing to the turkey?
Check out the bin below the siphon looking thing. It’s filled with blood, which suggests they stick their heads down there and lop it off?
I’m not gonna check it out again, though.
Does anyone know how to raise a turducken?
What do they eat?
How do they breed those things?
That has to be the creepiest video I have seen in years. A slaughter going on in the background during her press inetrview. how surreal is that? Did Felini set this up?
anon,
Turducken has opened the KFC Family Bucket of Pandora’s Boxes. There is no end in sight for what these mad chefs are trying to do. Turduckencorpheail, Turgooponducheasanishuail, Gurducken, and their bastard ostrich cousins, Osturducken and Osturduckencorpheail.
Not to mention the current record holder, coming in at 17 birds and baked in the depths of Hell by Lucifer himself, the Bustergophechiduckneaealcockidgeoverwingailusharkolanbler.
Homeless mad chefs are recklessly toying with nature and making Crapigeon. That’s right, Crapigoen, a stray cat stuffed with a pigeon stuffed with a rat.
It’s time to gather up an angry mob, grab our torches, and teach these mad chefs not to f**k with nature.
junior,
THAT was funny!
If that is a legitimate video, then it’s official…Sarah Palin has no brain.
Tasteless, even by the standards she displayed during the campaign. But why do they have to kill them in front of the other turkeys! I’m sure even they know whats going on.
Steve said: “But why do they have to kill them in front of the other turkeys! Iβm sure even they know whats going on.”
You have to be kidding Steve – I hope you are kidding.
I’ll bet a turkey dinner that you voted for Obama.
Terry Crowley !! – here is another one. Be sure to get Steve in your next poll of Obama voters.
http://orangejuiceblog.com/2008/11/bubba-j-for-obama/
He is slitting their throats and letting it drain into the trench below.
What’s the big deal? Did you think farm animals just lay down and die willingly for your dinner? No, they are slaughtered and then they die and then they get processed and there they sit, in your shopping cart. Even the “free range” critters that you bought at Trader Joe’s.
I thought this video was one of the funniest things I have ever seen! I think Sarah knew exactly what was going on in the background and purposely gave her speech about stopping wasteful politicians while turkeys died. A chopping block would have made it a better metaphor, but messier . . .
Those newspeople got their last interview.
Hey Vern,
Gettin’ Head: Palin Style
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Naughty Vixen.
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Clinton style is much better. And no comments on turkey necks please.
I can’t really take credit for that.
It was a choice on a “caption challenge”. It’s the one that made me laugh hardest π
The problem with some people is that they are to far removed from the food chain.
I believe that it should be required high school study for any pipedal carnivor to stalk, harvest (that is a PC way of saying kill), dress and prepare their own quarter-pounder.