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UPDATE: AGGGGH! Ignore those slimy anti-Rep. Ilhan Omar ads too!
About Those Larry Elder Ads…
We’ve been using Google Ads for quite awhile, but we’ve just upgraded to include ads on the sidebar. We don’t choose the ads that they show; instead, Google itself makes that choice, generally based on keywords within the stories. “No big deal,” we thought: “we can run as many ads for orange juice as its producers want to place.”
We’re somewhat nonplused to find that the first entity who has taken advantage of our new ad space is … rabidly right-wing talk-show host Larry Elder, who — among the 26 candidates in the recall election for Governor, rates 28th, behind “write-in for literally almost else in California” and “election cancelled due to hideous calamity.” This choice of ads is not what we wanted, but … a deal’s a deal. They won’t be there forever.
We have decided, though, that we can have some fun with them!
As part of our admittedly (but legitimately and with justification!) biased coverage of Larry Elder — that attitude reflecting our views on his opposition to any minimum wage, his opposition to social services and public health rules, his misogyny, his mentorship and sponsorship of Trump’s anti-immigration hellweasel Steven Miller, and much more — we’ve been thinking that we should cover — fairly but imbalanced — the story of his allegedly waving a gun at his fiancée after becoming one of the few people to get more violent when using marijuana. (In my peer groups, the only violence done under the influence of marijuana was to recalcitrant bags of snack foods. Rimshot!)
Elder’s ex-fiancée came out this week with some lurid allegations against him, which the Trumpian provocateur of course denies (except presumably whatever’s caught on video.) But we consider ourselves to be the historical record here, so let’s track the events involving the candidate who has been leading the recall replacement contest, to the great relief of Governor Gavin “Why can’t Hitler be the leading candidate against me?” Newsom, who has been counting on Elder’s obnoxiousness to bring out the Democratic vote. Newsom, it should be noted, is one of the losers here in the Elder scandal, given that he’s relied on Elder to scare balky voters into compliance — but maybe he’s gotten all of the votes he needs already due to the “Vote No and Go” campaign to get people to skip Part 2 of the election. (I kinda doubt it….)
Now, every time you look at that “Larry Elder is Fighting for California” ad, you can think of the above image — which puts those first four words in their place — and smile!
Meet Ex-Fiancée Alexandra Datig!
Elder was engaged for a year and a half to conservative commentator, blogger, and former producer of his show(!) Alexandra Datig. She had previously found some fame as the woman who turned in Heidi Fleiss, the Hollywood Madam, for whom she worked as a high-priced call girl. She says that she is tired of that story following her around — but there are some things that one just may never escape, such as Larry Elder’s having written a book called Stupid Black Men. (Yes, he did.)
Datig has since become a crusader against human trafficking — although how similar her experience with Fleiss was to the plight of women forced to work in brothels against their will is at least debatable — but she says that she recognizes some of the abuse from her time with Elder from that experience, which is plausible.
Here are her main allegations, much of which comes from a story in Politico from former homegirl and Register reporter Carla Marinucci, now in the Bay Area, whose main source seems to have been Datig herself. (Yeah, you should read it.)
- Elder, “high on marijuana,” brandished (or by some accounts, was waving) a gun at her. I’ve found that, among my peers, cannabis has generally had an opposite effect, leading people largely to relax and then commit acts of carnage only against bags of snack foods. This sounds like more of a cocaine or meth thing — but, then, she was allegedly there with him and I was allegedly not.
- Larry Elder brags, in a home video, about his relationship with Snoop Dogg, saying, “I introduced him to the evil weed. I’m the one who made him what he is, I can’t believe he turned his back on me, motherfucker.” (Unexpurgated here, because we’re not Politico.) Calvin Broadus of Long Beach was an active member of the Crips in high school and arrested for cocaine possession at age 18, so when did Larry Elder initiate him into marijuana use? When he was 10?
- Elder had at one point repeatedly pressured Datig to get a “Larry’s Girl’’ tattoo, ideally with Superman logo. which she did — but only after he agreed to get a tattoo that declared his love for her. After she got the tattoo, he reneged. (Shoulda gotten the damn tattoo, Larry!) This, she said, is reminiscent of what happens in human trafficking.
- Elder made Datig sign an NDA (Non-Disclosure Agreement), as he had done with previous women, when she broke up with him. By violating this NDA, she may owe him some money — if he has the gall to collect — money that she would surely make back with a tell-all.
Some of my research for this story comes from coverage from the site the coli.com, which is extremely not intended for white guys in their early 60s, and which seems to include some friendliness to Elder of the “he shoulda known that white guys would get away with this but Black guys can’t, and what was he doing with a white ex-hooker anyway” variety. Here’s one of the memes from page 4 of the linked site:
Good question! Answer: It’s because most of the time you can breach a contract so long as you’re willing to pay the damages, sir. The contract is not some sort of magic spell cast by the Elder wand.
Last point on Datig: she has now endorsed Kevin Faulconer, totally ruining her (Easy) street cred. Last I looked, Faulconer has not thanked her for the endorsement.
Enough Blather; How Does This Affect the Campaign?
When I started this story, I was going to luxuriate in dancing on Elder’s political grave in this conclusion. Faulconer and Jenner have both called for Elder to withdraw from the race — which would normally be the equivalent of a death rattle.
But I’m sorry to say that I’ve thought better of it.
The replacement race has taken the shape of a Republican primary — and that puts me in mind of the most recent Republican Presidential primary, in 2016 (as well as, with less force, the Democratic primary won by a wounded Bill Clinton in 1992.).
While these two stories certainly should hurt Elder, based on standard Republican views about Black men and drug use and violence, other Republican views about guns and power and swagger may swamp them. Those citing Republican principles may come off to a plurality of their voters like scolds, spoiling a very fun party. (Lower-case “p” there.)
But there’s more to it than even that. I think that half of Republican voters place “owning the libs” above even lower marginal tax rates, in which case we might not see him slip beyond, say, 22% of the vote on these alone. Even with Cox and Faulconer still both in the race, that — especially with Jenner still there — splits the “we disapprove of Black men waving guns at white women” vote enough so that that 22% may be enough to win.
Of course, the Democrats could easily get 23% of the vote for a candidate — but they would rather serve their own master, French Laundryman, even when ordered to wade into the river wearing full suits of armor. I’m afraid that those voters skipping Part 2, the replacement election, are going to rue the day. (The Washington Post this morning came out with a good analysis of the race, reaching a similar conclusion just as this story was being completed.
I’ll remind people: the closest thing you can find to a legitimately qualified progressive candidate in that race is Dan Kapelovitz, a longtime Berniecrat running on the Green ticket. (You don’t have to let people in the party know that you’re taking and extra ten seconds to tick the box for Kapelovitz; it can be our little secret!)
This is your Weekend Open Thread. Talk about the above, or anything else you’d like to, within reasonable bounds of decency, decorum, and not waving guns at people while on mind-altering drugs.
Here’s the link to find an OFFICIAL ballot drop-off box or vote center near you! Enjoy!
https://www.ocvote.com/voting/voting-and-dropoff-locations-by-election
Yeah, but I think you and I agree…folks who intend to vote on question 2 should hold their horses to see Labor Day polls first.
Despite being zealous about Kapelovitz, that’s exactly what I’m doing, just in case. Probably waiting even longer.
In your Kapelovitz zeal you have probably found the MOST ACCEPTABLE candidate for question 2, but you’ve forgotten the real criterion which is the most VIABLE against Elder and Cox.
I’m still crossing my fingers that Faulconer starts doing better in polls. Paffrath really IS a dipshit.
I know that. But to me, voting for Paffrath is still rewarding the recall proponents for gaming the system. And he’d still appoint a Republican to replace Dianne Feinstein if she dies.
The more votes Kapelovitz gets, the starker the folly of the Democratic Party leadership is in this mess. If Kapelovitz outpolls Paffrath (and all other Dems), it raises the question “why wasn’t he good enough for them to support?” I like it having that effect.
But, like you, I am going to wait — likely until the end, in my case — to cast my ballot. We’ll see how things shape up.
In your first paragraph you meant Faulconer, didn’t you?
*Kevin and Larry and Caitlyn all need to :take a knee!”
So … you’re for John Cox?
*No, we are writing in Mary Carey….what do you think?
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I want my penis back! Tell your mail-order wife to stop using it as a dildo!
Denver Stoner sounds like a hippie dude’s name. He’s far from it.
He’s scarier than Elder…
Well, he would be if he weren’t invisible in the polls….
The big issue is people in my party are fed up of being spoon-fed particular candidates by the leadership of the state Republican Party. That is why Falconer is not being accepted big time, the lack of affirmation for Trump and SB9/SB10 support from Kiley also has hurt him as well. This is why Elder is being supported. I wanted to support Kiley, but SB9/SB10 killed that for me.
The base of the party is not going to win my party a race, but they should not be insulted either. Just as how I ran for state legislature being a center-right queer Latino in the Inland Valley, you have to be inclusive while not lobbing a baseball bat into a hornets nest into the base of your party.
So you’re voting for Elder? If you want to score a point for inclusiveness and the center-right, why not vote for Jenner?
Elder’s spending on Google ads.
https://transparencyreport.google.com/political-ads/advertiser/AR453639977721397248
If you see an ad here for GREEN TOMATO GRILL, click on it! It’s nice place, with pleasant ads, and so far I’ve kept seeing it — which keeps away the trashy ones!
*So, here is the “Insider Info” for the Recall: The Republicans think they can play and sweat Larry the Elder into the seat by not voting for Caitlyn or Kevin. This would mean
that Larry the Elder could take the Governor Seat with just 15% of the vote. This is why
it is so important to send in those mail in ballots right away. Think about this juicy process where it is possible for Gavin to lose 49% to 51% and then have a 15% Candidate become the Governor. Heck, we supported Arnold, but he had like 62% of the vote.
You’ll delete this comment Creep. Through your wife in the pit. Asshole.
This comment really gives one lots of possible interpretations. A marvel of linguistic flexibility. Well done.
My hand hovered over it, too – trash or no? It was too fascinating to consign to the dust bin. It is almost a haiku.
The name “Tammy Wynette” could refer to her biggest hit “Stand By Your Man,” although she also had a hit with “Delta Dawn,” a version of which I sang a couple hours before this comment, at the Supes meeting.
Gee, what could possibly go wrong ??
I can’t remember which punk band titled an album “Hell comes to your House “
Hell Comes to Your House is an American deathrock and punk compilation of Southern California bands. It is notable for releasing the first ever Christian Death song “Dogs”, as well as including the first studio recordings of Social Distortion and one of the earliest performances of Redd Kross.
Yeah, I remember that album… I think I had it.
I hear you ate both voting for the recall and for Bernicrats it Republicans. Los Alamitos meeting Vern said so.
Another gem! But what does it mean???
You seem to have a hearing problem, but maybe whoever told you that was muttering.
Vern is NO on the recall and will likely vote for the best Democrat who could beat Elder, or failing that for the least offensive Republican who could beat Elder. If it’s clearly not going to be close, then I’ll nag him to vote for Kapelovitz.
I’m either abstaining or voting NO on the recall — I’ll decide which shortly beforehand, unless my demands for respect for my faction are met, in which case I’ll just vote NO.
Unless there is a much better candidate who can beat Elder — which I don’t foresee — I’m voting for the Berniecrat (longtime NPP who votes in Dem Presidential primaries) Dan Kapelovitz, who is running as a Green. If I can get 20 people, all of whom would otherwise take the stupid and venal and perverse advice to skip Part 2, to instead vote for Dan Kapelovitz, then I will vote NO on the recall. Otherwise — at this point it looks like I’m abstaining out of righteous anger at Newsom’s blowing this deal by not giving us at least one decent Democrat to eliminate the threat of Elder. I’d love to vote NO, but it will cost people some respect for Berniecrats, a price most in the party won’t pay.
All of that is well and good, Greg, but how can you be sure you are responding correctly to Tammy’s elliptical musings? After all she heard we “ate both voting,” and “for Bernicrats it Republicans,” and knows this from a Los Alamitos meeting of some sort.
Good God. A new language code? English words buy no grammar. I don’t think this is going to catch on.
Note that we’re now getting paid ads for Anthony Trimino, a Republican entrepreneur.
Republicans who are pro-recall should DEFINITELY consider voting for Trimino, because (1) he is better than Larry Elder, (2) he will take votes away from Larry Elder *and* Kevin Paffrath, and (3) he is (perhaps unwittingly) giving us money.
So — if you’re conservative and a bit nutty, I say “VOTE FOR TRIMINO”! Your vote will certainly count … for something!
P.S. Don’t vote Yes on the Recall though.