The Coming Mumps Dystopia: Weekend Open Thread

We’ve been too busy to write much lately (there’s plenty of stuff coming though) but meanwhile our friend (me and Jim Washburn’s friend) Greg Antoniono wrote this dark and probably very correct view of how the terrible Mumps (Diamond’s shorthand for the unholy coupling of Musk & Trump) are driving our economy into a landfill, and what it will likely mean to you and me, so without further ado here’s Greg A.:

I doubt anyone cares what I think on the topic …

But the economy is gonna crash, hard. Musk knows this. He intends it! [He referenced it before the election as something of a “necessity.” This is no accident.]

Thousands and thousands will be unemployed. Every one of those Federal workers bought food, paid for rent, paid for all of the services and things needed to maintain a basic lifestyle. [The stock market lost over 700 points on Friday, and is on a downward trend. This will continue. Consumer confidence – a key measure of economic health, and a guide to major corporations in planning, is down by 5.4 points. Retailer Joann is closing all of its 800 stores. Starbucks is laying off 1100. I know of one Fortune 30 company that will be laying off 5-7% – about 7500 – of their staff imminently.]

That spigot of money got turned off by Musk. Some of the laid-off Federal employees will rebound, but many won’t. And there will be many, many more layoffs.

Which means all of the things that they bought won’t get bought. So – first discretionary items will go. Home repair projects: gone. Vacations: gone. Presents for holidays and birthdays: gone. Trips to Starbucks … mid-tier and up restaurants: gone.

So those industries will have layoffs. So, now we have layoffs on top of layoffs. (While tariffs increase prices. So inflation while the economy shrinks – basically, it’ll be a lot like 1973-1982 for those of you who remember that party.)

So, the Federal sector (the lever that FDR used to save America from the Great Depression, and whose expansion helped the enormous middle-class prosperity of the 1960s) will shrink and will be very unlikely to grow. And Trump’s witless theory that lowering interest rates will help him is nonsense. Because the stock market will tank (this has already started.)

Chris Riddell, from the Guardian

If Trump thinks he has a plan, I will tell you who has a more complex plan: the Economy. Nixon was a genius – however much one hates him, he was very intelligent. He was a child of the Depression and of the New Deal, and he remembered the bread lines, the failure of his family’s store in Yorba Linda, and the hard times they lived through. He HATED unemployment. To counter-attack the rising numbers, Nixon ran the presses and created easy money (more or less Trump’s plan). What that did (and Nixon didn’t have tariffs – he had other issues that were sort of similar to tariffs – the oil embargo, upward pressure on wages because of unions) was to effectively throw gas on the fire that was the economy – it created an upward inflationary spiral.

This will happen again. It is predictable. Actions have consequences. One cannot elude gravity, nor can one elude basic economic principles.

One-time stimulus checks will help somewhat, and Trump and Musk do love throwing candy around like they’re Huey Long on a bender, giving everyone a chicken in every pot. But they can only do that a little. And the people who need that money the most – it won’t be enough.

And more bad news. Banks will fail. Three reasons: First, unemployed people will not have enough money to pay their mortgages. Second, and relatedly, banks – since 2008 – have been loathe to do anything to cool off the very hot housing market. So while investors have been artificially keeping demand high and prices high, normal folks were forced (due to economic necessity) to obtain loans with 5% down. And the banks were fine with this.

So many borrowers have little skin in the game, especially as home values fall.

Dumb.

Because, once the downward spiral happens, many honest-hardworking people will be underwater on their homes. And why stick around when your home is worth less that the mortgage, and the new job you want (or the better potential opportunities) are in another town? Or you are moving back into the family home? Or whatever you’re doing to save you and your family from hardship?

And third – and you’ll like this one the most – fake “Small Government” types like Trump and Musk are very, very unlikely to bail out the banks. Or people defaulting on homes.

So, when the dust settles, we’ll have high unemployment, high inflation, a shrinking economy, and more foreclosed and short-sold homes snapped up by the investment sector! (Because in an economy like that, would you buy stocks or bonds? ESPECIALLY if Trump controls the Fed and they lower interest rates as he demands.)

As Dylan sang, “There’s a slow, slow train comin’ up around the bend.” And the name of the train is “economic disaster.”

HAVE AT IT, my pretties!

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