
Oh, no. Not again!
Following hot on the heels of their last snagged conversation between Dick Ackerman and his various high-minded associates, we have received this sparkling gem from our Undercover Surveillance Unit.
It appears to be a conference call between Dick Ackerman and two of Repuglican OCs minor water bearers, Adam Probolsky and Matthew Cunningham. It is so unbelievable that we will obviously forgive you Friends for treating it as fiction, but here goes, anyway.
Thank you for finally releasing this tape. We have known about it for some time and appreciate you allowing your readers to see the transcript.
We also have been made aware of a tape you have of Probalsky’s girlfriend on a call to Mike Duvall and another call with her talking to Adam and Dick on a conferance call just after the Dave Lopez incident at the Ackerman fundraiser. I would like to officially file a Freedom of Information Act request with you to release that tape ASAP.
P.S. Regarding the above request. We realize that there may be language in those calls that might not be appropriate for minors so I would ask that you bleep out the words Drip, Drippy, Eye Patch, and any other words of a sexual nature. You do have some younger readers. Thanks.