Freeze it. Use it.
The other day, we posted about some pea-brained, freeze-dried idiot who tried to link our alleged hate-speak on the type of violence perpetrated by some loonatic in Arizona.
Well, shit-howdy, that didn’t seem quite fair. We here at FFFF don’t advocate violence. But of we did, we might advocate slappin’ yer favorite Fullerton official up along side the head with a 350 pound, frozen albacore. But don’t count on using pointed objects, fire arms, slingshots, or any other dangerous objects. No, it’s gotta be a 350 pound tuna. And it’s gotta be frozen.
Read “People You’d Like To Hit Up Along Side the Head With a 350 lbs. Frozen Tuna” on FFFF
Charlie says: Hey – how ’bout takin’ me? I got good taste.
Sorry Charlie – we’re not looking for tuna with good taste; we’re looking for tuna that tastes good.
Or, as they say in Ioway: “Snatch ’em bald-headed!”
Have you ever heard the phrase “I’m gonna snatch you bald” what is it’s origin?
“The root of this stems from the form of torture used by the British, on the Irish. When a person was suspected of having information that they considered valuable, and that person was reluctant to talk, the British, during the Irish Rising of 1798, employed what they called “Pitch Capping”. A hat or cap was filled with hot liquid tar and then crammed onto the hapless victim’s head. When the mass had cooled, it was removed, along with the victim’s hair and scalp, by snatching it off his head from the rear forward. Pitch Capping was also employed by the British on the American colonists during the Revolutionary War.”
Charlie the Tuna is NOT up for that!
Charlie!
WHAT Tony?? … I didn’t say bald snatch – which is the style I prefer.