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1. Greg Diamond on Strickland Watch: Will the Tall Tubby MAGAt beat 50%, or have to go on to April?February 27, 2025
  This was Los Angeles, also as of 3:47 p.m. today, which I presume was not the final count. (But I…
2. Greg Diamond on Strickland Watch: Will the Tall Tubby MAGAt beat 50%, or have to go on to April?February 27, 2025
  I'm not sure if these were the figures from today or yesterday, but here they are. Note: These estimates were…
3. Greg Diamond on FOUR running in next month’s special Senate election – Who can keep Strickland under 50%?February 27, 2025
  It fit the tune, but the words could have been sharper. I had remembered it as Jimmy Jam, not Jimmy…
4. Samuel Myovich on The G.O.P = the Grovellers of Putin.February 27, 2025
  More evidence of long term involvement of Trump with Russia: https://youtu.be/YsIntuxmXf0?si=JGCTgRnqeoDxz_mb
5. David+Zenger on The G.O.P = the Grovellers of Putin.February 27, 2025
  Lord, a magisterial recap. I love it when the Yam's apologists try to deflect us "alarmists" with one idiot excuse…
6. Vern Nelson on Strickland Watch: Will the Tall Tubby MAGAt beat 50%, or have to go on to April?February 26, 2025
  They're moving along slowly but surely and Check it out - there’s a total of 14,597 ballots left to count,…
7. Vern Nelson on FOUR running in next month’s special Senate election – Who can keep Strickland under 50%?February 26, 2025
  No, that fit the tune fine.
8. Greg Diamond on Strickland Watch: Will the Tall Tubby MAGAt beat 50%, or have to go on to April?February 26, 2025
  (Comment copied from the pre-race post to this more appropriate locale.) https://ocvote.gov/results/whats-left-to-count/total-ballots-left-to-count Registrar's "What's Left to Count" page says: 16,307…
9. Greg Diamond on Strickland Watch: Will the Tall Tubby MAGAt beat 50%, or have to go on to April?February 26, 2025
  The rule of thumb that red votes come in more quickly than blue ones still stands. As I recall, they…
10. Greg Diamond on FOUR running in next month’s special Senate election – Who can keep Strickland under 50%?February 26, 2025
  https://ocvote.gov/results/whats-left-to-count/total-ballots-left-to-count Registrar's "What's Left to Count" page says: 16,307 ballots left to process. (As you'll see, that 16,307 number is…

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