Varsity Burgers Archive

Watch Servant of the People. You might learn a few things

You seem to be running out of anything resembling actual shit to fling.

There are generations of scholars who have pondered the relationship between Kievan Rus and Muscovite Rosya. Your position is both…

If you'll vouch for all the details, that's fine. If Matt Cunningham (or whatever anonymous person wrote that comment) "vouches"…

"Genocide begins with the denial of a people’s identity. Every Armenian should know that!" True. But knowing something and owning…

Bluesky is a safe and moderated Twitter alternative. MAGA trolls do not last long there. It's pretty fantastic. This would…

He has been delinquent since he got the deuce. He didn’t renew his license in 2024. https://www.arthurpressmanlaw.com/the-effect-of-a-dwi-conviction-on-professional-licenses-in-new-york/#:~:text=Many%20licensing%20boards%20conduct%20background,the%20imposition%20of%20additional%20requirements [Deuce is slang…

I want everyone to fully appreciate how idiotic Eric is being here. As for what he means by "got the…

Yeah they usually catch up with us eventually. And never mention us.

What I noticed was, in Min's letter, that he took care to say "I may not agree with everything Kluwe…