I just read this letter in my inbox…
Date: Monday, November 10, 2008, 7:57 AM
Fellow Business Executives:
As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and found 6 Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.
If you have a better idea, let me know.






























Hmm.
This sounds like yet another apocryphal conservative e-mail, a smug fable that gives no details about the business, what it does, or how it explains that the best way to help an ailing business is to fire people based on political affiliations, as opposed to following Marxist, leftist ideas such as “merit” or “worth to the company.
All over fears that “Barrack” [sic] may or may not raise taxes at some indeterminate level sometimes in the future, maybe.
It’s about as real as the other chain e-mail about someone stiffing a waiter a tip over an Obama tie. Its more about petty revenge than actual economics.
If you believe this, I have some money waiting for you in Nigeria.
DU